Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
Speech by the head physician
Presenter:
A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
So, a man is born, and who meets him on the threshold of the big and difficult life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
For this important purpose
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
To the kids in the world,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter:
The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)
2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.
Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting performance.
All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.
Today is Doctors' Day,
We congratulate everyone!
Let the song flow more cheerfully
Sounds like fun laughter!
We wish you with all our hearts
Dance today!
And we hasten to congratulate everyone
And wish you happiness!
We invite you,
It's like being in a fairy tale
Let's play a fairy tale:
Let's go to the departments
Our hospital
And we, without a doubt,
A miracle will happen.
Congratulations to the therapists:
Almost historical
Therapeutic department.
General practitioners
They're rushing to work
On Tuesday and Wednesday
And even on Saturday
And even when
The country is resting
Hospital then
Shouldn't rest!
General practitioners,
You are nice people!
Let your secrets
They will be famous!
We are so grateful
For your work,
We are so grateful
For your concern!
We wish you
Health today!
After all, this is success
Preface throughout!
I'm the word now
I give it to therapists.
Will open for us
They are their soul.
Speech by therapists.
Congratulations to the surgeons:
Let's move on...
I will say without falsehood:
Surgery department
Causes admiration.
To warm the soul,
We need to sing a song to them.
Song for surgeons:
I stood and trembled
In the surgeon's office:
Here she took me
Nervous trembling
I almost fell -
It got bad, it got bad,
And the surgeon got
Sharp knife.
He looked into my eyes,
He spoke very quietly
He mocked my fear.
I'm completely numb
It became dashing, it became dashing:
My soul and body have cooled down.
And the surgeon slashed
By bandages and cotton wool
And he put ointment on my abscess,
Only me all spring
At night he ran somewhere
And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
Your mysterious image
I dream about it for many years in a row.
Scalpel in a cloud of hands
And a mocking voice
And under the cap there is a gentle look.
Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
Surgeons' speech.
Congratulations to traumatologists:
The condition is critical,
Trauma department...
Come in boldly
Get busy.
Traumatologists work
They know clearly: inside and out.
For their concern
Everyone responds kindly.
Happens to anyone
Trouble and misfortune
And they will connect to salvation
Traumatologists then.
You'll break an arm or a leg
Or you'll hit your head -
There is mutual understanding here
And you will find sympathy.
Eternally grateful
Thank you for your help until the end.
Of course they work here
Only kind hearts.
And I will say again:
"Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
Speech by traumatologists.
Congratulations to endocrinologists:
In the endocrine department
We will listen to the singing with you.
Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
They are cheerful, they are healthy,
And the jokes are bold on the tongue.
They won't tell you
Not an ounce of anything new
And they won't go
Walk to the river.
But there will be faithful ones
They probably
After all, they are not geologists,
To walk.
First in work
Not nervous at all
And dearly
Dream about them.
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
Congratulations to neurologists:
Now walk more quietly
So that no one can hear you.
In neurology now
Sleep is observed.
The work of a neurologist is difficult
And she's not always very cheerful.
Old people and children believe in him:
He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
You do not believe me? Honestly!
You are very, very dear to us!
Sing to us, neurologists.
Speech by neurologists.
Congratulations to urologists:
Not many will survive
Work in urology.
Come in, don't make any noise,
Don't wake up the department.
In urological
Department
A lot of "critical"
Without a doubt.
People lie there
Seriously sick
And operations
It's not simple.
Difficult cases
It often happens
Only doctors there
Don't be discouraged.
They help everyone
Beautiful people!
May they have good luck
Will accompany!
In my opinion, everyone
Will greatly oblige
If you have your word
Urology will tell you.
Speech by urologists.
Congratulations to toxicologists:
Now another road
Let's go to toxicology.
In toxicology
Hard life!
In toxicology
Just hold on!
That poisoning
That's indigestion
Spoils what's good
Mood.
They poison everyone
Whatever came to hand!
Everyone gets poisoned
Who lacks intelligence!
And fussing
Sometimes a nurse
Can't sleep at all
Until the morning.
Happy holiday to you,
Dear doctors!
Let them be yours
Hearts are hot!
I'm ready to say:
Toxicology - over to you!
Speech by toxicologists.
And now I promise:
We'll play a little.
Not flying and not looking,
There will be just a medical examination:
Need you to know
Which office did you end up in?
Puzzles.
about the ophthalmologist:
1. You got into the office,
Where there are no bandages and iodine.
The doctor will examine the fundus
A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
He is pure in soul and heart.
That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).
about lore:
2. This doctor will wash your nose,
Maybe push some cotton wool,
If necessary, open his mouth -
He will check his throat
He will put tampons in his ears.
Everyone has known for a long time:
He is a serious person
This doctor is called... (ENT).
about the gynecologist:
3. You can laugh or cry,
Only this is a female doctor.
He immediately senses illness
He treats all pregnant women.
His day in the service is long.
This doctor... (gynecologist).
about the dentist:
4. And now I ask for a chair,
Take a seat quickly
Open your mouth wider
Wait: the doctor will come.
He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
He will make fillings and braces,
Will remove the diseased fragment...
This is a wonderful... (dentist).
about the cardiologist:
5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
He's always so serious
He has his own program:
Can take a cardiogram,
Can I take your pulse?
And check the pressure.
And imagine as an astrologer,
Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).
about the surgeon:
6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
Never separates
He's with a scalpel. Friends,
He can't live without it.
He is always cheerful, fresh,
What is not needed will be cut off,
He will sew what you need...
Maybe vice versa.
He will drink a little alcohol,
I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).
about the nurse:
7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
In a white ironed robe?
Knows what? Where? For what?
How to treat? Whom? And with what?
Will give his orders
And will he sign all the decisions?
Who is always ready in the morning?
This is the older... (sister).
about the pharmacist:
Now let's go to the pharmacy
Let's look at the river for medicine,
And we'll find out who looks like
Our question will determine.
1. Who will make the medicines?
He will arrange all the showcases,
He'll stand by the window,
He'll look at the medicines
The ointment will knead well,
Will the powder be successfully weighed?
Answers in a sing-song voice
Well, of course... (pharmacist).
about the pharmacist:
2. Well, who is this, by the way?
In a white cap and robe?
Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
Checks all medications.
Checks everyone:
Who is right and who is wrong here?
Who didn't get enough pills?
Where did you spill the powder?
Who chatted like TV?
Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).
about the chief physician:
3. He is in a separate office,
Always responsible for others
Knows everything and knows everyone
And in business there is always success!
He can't sleep at night -
He knows the troubles of hospitals,
But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
This is definitely the main... (doctor)!
The medical examination went well
Of course, it became clear to me
That everyone in the hospital is healthy
And cheerful! I give you my word!
Happy holiday, dear medical workers!
Happiness and success in your hard work!
3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.
Leading:
Hello!
Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.
Where does theater begin?
Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
But there are no clinics,
No receptionist at the entrance.
He will guide and advise
He will show the patient the right path,
He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
And he will send you to see a doctor.
Grandma comes on stage
(disguised young man or girl):
Oh, what do you have here guys?
Looks like a clinic?
This is for me, I really need it,
Let me go through all the doctors together.
The grandmother approaches the reception staff:
Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
In short, there are health problems.
Send me to the doctors soon,
Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
Well, guess which doctors?
Guess my riddles together.
She asks them riddles:
1. The main doctors in the world,
All colds are cured for people,
If you have problems with your throat
Will they help me? (Pediatricians)
2. If my eyes are tired,
I started to see something bad,
It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)
3. I became very nervous,
And I'm tired of life,
Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
No! So who? (Neurologist)
4. The heart rhythm is not calm,
Yes, and the age is worthy,
The path up the stairs is so long,
Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)
5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,
The ears don't hear very well,
Cough muffles conversation
Of course I need it? (Lore)
The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we congratulate pediatricians,
Their work is important and invaluable!
Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
They always have friendly faces.
(addressing personally to pediatricians):
Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!
The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we live without ophthalmologists?
Without those who will quickly check your vision,
The eyes are the most important human organ,
If they get sick, it’s no laughing matter for him!
To see home, nature, friend, mother,
Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
You need to contact them for help!
(Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):
We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!
Grandma is holding a competition.
You can hold any vision test competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
And sometimes my soul is heavy,
Neuropathologists, funny guys,
You will always be received with sincere warmth.
(addressing personally to neurologists):
Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
You are burning mentally at work,
We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
Your work is especially appreciated!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:
Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.
Presenter (to the hall):
There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
And happiness lies in consciousness.
(Addressing personally to cardiologists):
Sometimes your heart hurts,
And we can’t fix those problems without you!
"Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
We hasten to congratulate you on it!
Grandmother holds a competition:
You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
Since childhood we have known the agreement,
Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
If you have snot or otitis media,
He will heal us quickly.
(Addressing personally to the lore):
How grateful we are to you,
If your nose is breathing properly,
Ears hear, throat is clear,
You are the experts!
We congratulate you on the holiday,
We will glorify your work across the earth,
Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
Our lores are golden!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.
Leading:
Our grandmother is healthy
Thank you to all doctors
We talk together with her,
Glory to the good doctors!
The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.
After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!
4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”
The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.
Leading:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).
The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.
Leading:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.
(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)
Patient:
- Hello, Doctor!
Doctor:
(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)
Doctor:
-What are you complaining about, young man?
Patient:
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.
Doctor:
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)
Doctor:
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)
Doctor:
- Is it easier?
Patient:
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.
Doctor:
- Get dressed, you are in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
(The patient leaves, another appears.)
Doctor:
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.
Patient:
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...
(Hands out papers.)
Doctor:
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.
(The patient undresses and lies down.)
Doctor:
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?
Patient:
- For salary.
(The doctor listens to him.)
Doctor:
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?
Patient:
- Only after a cold beer.
Doctor:
- Dizzy?
Patient:
- Only after vodka.
Doctor:
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?
Patient:
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.
Leading:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.
The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.
Leading:
- Quiet hour is coming
Everyone is in their rooms,
Spring is just outside the window,
A riot of aromas,
Breaking the silence
In a white robe,
Young nurse
Spun in a waltz.
Dance competition for everyone present.
The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The man with the balloon does the same. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.
Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.
Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.
Leading:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,
Go ahead without turning away from it, boldly,
Is most valuable to you
The health of everyone, without exception,
Treating people is not an easy task,
And you can’t make mistakes,
So may good luck accompany you,
And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!
Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day. And today, costumed congratulations are the most favorite and brightest moments at any celebration: from a small family holiday to a massive folk festival.
Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different heroes not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - comic skit “A nurse’s arrival for a holiday”
Comic scene script
At the height of the holiday, the “Nurse” suddenly appears, with a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the necessary props for this.
Nurse (addresses guests): Hello my dear! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do?.. Apparently we didn’t come in vain.
Well, first of all, let's not panic. Save your nerve cells. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of a stressful situation. (Approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and funny recipes how to get rid of problems, every guest she addresses embodies)
Comic recipes for guests from a nurse
Get a hold of yourself (shows how to make a “castle”)
Swallow the insult (offers to drink a glass)
Treat yourself to joy ( treats you with candy)
Forget the problem (offers to hit with a child's hammer)
Break up an unbearable relationship (gives A4 sheet)
Stand your ground (shows a pose: hands on hips, legs apart)
Don't give up (shows how to raise your hands)
Become a star (shows the pose with feet wider than shoulder width, arms to the sides)
Whatever it is, smile (gives a picture of a smile on a stick and tries it on)
Find your luck (makes it possible to catch a star on a string)
See the world with different eyes (gives funny homemade or purchased glasses and puts them on the guest)
Active game with the audience
A healthy psyche is good, but you also need to look good. I'll show you the simplest trick on how to get yourself in order in the morning. By exercising daily, you can gain health, youth and a blooming appearance.
(musical accompaniment plays in the background)
1. ...Beauty, health and good spirits
Starts with a smile from ear to ear (shows, and everyone repeats the wide smile)
2. ...We speed up the blood so that they don’t get sick -
Let's knock our palms on our knees (shows, everyone repeats)
3. ...To prevent troubles from flowing.
Putting a reliable block on stress and anxiety (shows: arms crossed in front of you)
4. ...It's time to shake off the fatigue.
So that only pleasant bliss remains (we use our hands to shake off the water)
5 . Let's all listen to the heart rhythm, Is it good? (palm to heart)
Then let's clap our hands joyfully (clap)
6. And now again, at a faster pace with music, all the exercises: smile, knees, block, bliss, heart, joy (does it together with the guests). Now let’s just leave a smile and joy and clap for each other. Well done!
A toast from a nurse
And before I leave such wonderful patients, a few wishes and recommendations.
It sounds like a rap backing track or simply speaks in a recitative manner.
Friends, I wish you like a doctor
So that you all go to the doctor less often,
So that they completely forget what pills are,
So that your beloved children are healthy,
So that your heart beats like a motor,
So that you maintain your enthusiasm until old age!
So that you don’t know what a migraine is,
Do exercises every day.
I give instructions so that you don’t get sick
At work and at home, so that your nerves are spared,
So that your teeth never ache from pain,
So that the jaws in the mouth are not false.
So that your temperature is 36.6,
To keep your figure slim
Live so that the doctors say
We don't know him, we've never treated him.
I suggest...let's pour some wine
Let's drink to the bottom of our health!
By the way, I allow you to drink...a glass...another
(the guests drink; if there is a hero of the occasion, the nurse congratulates him separately and leaves)
Good afternoon, dear servants of the wonderful science of medicine!
We invite you to cheer yourself up and take part in a fun competition for honey. workers. The participants of the first team are representatives of medical professions, the participants of the second team are their potential patients.
Competition task
Patients choose a representative from their team, who must depict the symptoms of the disease with facial expressions and gestures. The medical team assigns a player to guess the name of the medicine for this disease, which will be written on the patient’s card. Or teams work together against each other.
Names of medications that need to be guessed.
- Purgen (laxative) - the patient depicts signs of illness with gestures.
- Analgin is a pain reliever.
- Diclofenac is a remedy for osteochondrosis.
- Naphthyzin - drops for a runny nose.
- Quinax - eye drops.
- Star balm is a remedy for colds.
- Mustard plasters are a remedy for coughs and colds.
- Mezim - a digestive improver
- Otipax - ear drops for ENT diseases.
- Aspirin is an antipyretic for fever.
- Arbidol is a remedy against influenza viral infection.
- Furacilin - antiseptic for gargling, etc.
To conduct the competition, it is necessary to prepare cards with the names of medicines.
This competition is quite funny. The leader and several couples take part in it. The man speaks into the presenter’s ear what he is going to give to his half. In turn, the lady tells what she will do with the gift, not knowing at all what her man has prepared for her. If the answer is revealed, she is awarded the corresponding prize. Thus, it seems quite funny that a lady is “putting on a pot for work,” or “cooking a book.”
Harem
Using hair ties, you can hold a “Harem” competition. In it, the main roles belong to men. Each of the men receives rubber bands of a certain color (one gets red, the other gets green, and so on). In a few minutes, each participant must “ring” as many women as possible. A ring - an elastic band is put on the ladies' wrist. Then the number of rubber bands is counted and the most agile participant is determined.
Tufts
Before starting the game, tell the participants that men, like birds, are most attractive during the mating season. Let each of the participants choose a partner for the game and make him the most ruffled one. To do this, give the ladies multi-colored hair bands. The participants’ task is to make the largest number of tufts on the men’s heads using rubber bands. The partner of the most ruffled one is awarded a prize.
Hurricane
Place a bottle on the table with a deck of cards on top. The task of the participants is to take turns blowing cards off the deck. Whoever blows away the remaining deck (the last cards) loses and is eliminated. The game is played until one winner is determined.
Clothespins
Guests should split into pairs. In each of the couples there is a woman and a man. Clothes pins are attached to the back of the partner's clothing. The partner’s task is to use his teeth and blindfolded to move the clothespins from the back of the clothes to the clothes on the partner’s chest. The pair that completes the task first wins.
Nose
For this game you need an empty matchbox, which is placed on the nose of the participant in the game. The box needs to be put on as tightly as possible. The participant must use facial expressions to remove the box from his nose.
Train - an outdoor game
Number of players: any
Extras: paper, pen, bag
They write pieces of paper with the names of body parts and fold them so that they cannot be read and put them in some kind of bag.
Then the first two people each take a piece of paper. And they press together with those parts of the body that are indicated on the papers. Then the second person pulls out a second piece of paper, where it is written which place the third person should touch. Next, the third one pulls out his piece of paper (or rather, two, but one at a time).
Traditionally, on the third Sunday of June, Doctor's Day is celebrated in Russia. The scenario of a holiday in nature will certainly receive the approval of the team of a medical institution, be it a hospital, a clinic, or just a department. It’s not so often that doctors, nurses, laboratory assistants, pharmacists, and orderlies all get together, especially in an informal setting. So, if the weather permits, it makes sense to stock up on food to prepare delicious food, drinks, meat for food, and head out of town for some fresh air.
Comic script for Doctor's Day in nature
For a fun picnic on the bank of a river or in a forest clearing, the “Medician’s Day” scenario will do, the ceremonial part of which will be held in a family-like, warm and relaxed manner. For example, like this.
Leading: Dear Colleagues! We sympathetically ask each patient: “How are you feeling? What worries you?" And we rarely address each other with such questions. The situation urgently needs to be corrected. We are starting an on-site reception. Ivan Ivanovich (turns to the head physician), how are you feeling, how’s your mood?
Chief physician(in a sing-song voice, raising his glass): Today I am one hundred percent happy!
Leading: It’s great when a leader’s “soul sings.” We will be happy to join him. Could you, dear doctor, remind us of the reason that brought us to this wonderful place?
Chief physician: “It’s been so long, we haven’t rested for so long.”
Leading: And that's true. I wish you all a pleasant day in the company of colleagues and friends. (On Doctor's Day, we recommend diluting the scenario of a holiday in nature with funny competitions on the relevant topic). And I continue the medical examination. Those who are in favor, please stick out your tongues and say “a-a-a” in unison. Guess who did it best. Of course, our wonderful therapists (lists by name). They can cope with any disease, and if they cannot overcome it with their bare hands, they will call on surgeons to help. They are experienced, although at the beginning of their careers they heard more than once from their mentors: “Who taught you to cut? You scratched the whole table!” Admit it, (names, patronymics) happened?
Surgeons(in chorus): We also know how to embroider, and on a typewriter too...
Leading: Great guys, doctors from God. By the way, there is a specialist among us with an amazing gift: he sees right through people. “The forearm and two ribs are broken, there is a crack in the fibula. It’s okay, I’ll paint it in Photoshop.” Where is our master of photography? Dear (full name), how did you like our party in honor of your professional holiday?
Radiologist: I was really confused by everyone’s attention, I don’t know what to say. Thoughts are confused...
Leading: Or maybe you should see a neurologist or psychiatrist for a consultation? They will diagnose you instantly. Really, dear (names)?
Psychiatrist: Tell me, patient, does your inner voice tell you the name of the disease?
Radiologist: He insistently whispers that it’s high time to congratulate our irreplaceable helpers, the sisters, on the occasion. And endlessly patient, kind workers - nurses.
Words of gratitude to junior medical staff must be included in the “Medical Day” script. The ceremonial part can also glorify other health care workers, for example, accountants, cooks, plumbers, drivers.
Leading: Thanks for the timely tip.
Please accept our
And assurances of love.
Good luck, happiness and smiles,
Who deserves them if not you.
Today, lovely ladies are so charming and attractive that men’s mouths open in amazement, as if in the chair of our dentist (name, patronymic). Indeed, beauty, you can’t take your eyes off her. Do you have anything to say, Tooth Fairy?
Dentist: May those present have teeth like pearls!
Leading: Good toast. Is everyone full? I think that the narcologist will not only allow us to take strong drinks, but will also be happy to support us. I hope, doctor, you are in favor?
Expert in narcology: I want glasses to be filled with wine!
Leading: Do you know why all tinctures and balms are made with alcohol? Because doctors used to test them on themselves. After all, the main principle of a doctor is to do no harm. We try to follow it throughout our lives. What is life from a scientific point of view? A sexually transmitted disease, moreover, with a disappointing prognosis and inevitable death. Friends! Take care of yourself, your loved ones and patients who trust you with the most precious thing - their lives. Happy holiday, dears!
On Doctor's Day, the outdoor holiday scenario is also expanded with concert numbers, dance breaks and group games.
The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.
Presenter:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).
The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.
Presenter:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.
(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)
Patient :
- Hello, Doctor!
Doctor :
(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)
Doctor :
-What are you complaining about, young man?
Patient :
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.
Doctor :
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.
Patient :
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)
Doctor :
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!
Patient :
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)
Doctor :
- Is it easier?
Patient :
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.
Doctor :
- Get dressed, you are in love. It’s not fatal, but if it doesn’t go away in two months, you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
(The patient leaves, another appears.)
Doctor :
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.
Patient :
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...
(Hands out papers.)
Doctor :
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.
(The patient undresses and lies down.)
Doctor :
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?
Patient :
- For salary.
(The doctor listens to him.)
Doctor :
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?
Patient :
- Only after a cold beer.
Doctor :
- Dizzy?
Patient :
- Only after vodka.
Doctor :
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?
Patient :
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.
Presenter:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.
The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.
Presenter:
- Quiet hour is coming
Everyone is in their rooms,
Spring is just outside the window,
A riot of aromas,
Breaking the silence
In a white robe,
Young nurse
Spun in a waltz.
Dance competition for everyone present.
The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The man with the balloon does the same. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.
Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.
Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.
Presenter:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,
Walk without turning away from it, boldly,
Is most valuable to you
The health of everyone, without exception,
Treating people is not an easy task,
And you can’t make mistakes,
So may good luck accompany you,
And the Earth flourishes with joy.